'American Idol' Style: Spotlight on Simon

Beware of the Black Shirt

Before we go down the road of critiquing Simon Cowell's 'American Idol' wardrobe, we must point out that he HEARTS black shirts. Actually, let's clarify, TIGHT, black shirts. Case in point, this long-sleeved, skin-tight, black turtleneck! Black is supposed to be a slimming color but not when it looks like it's glued to your skin.